This is Harry Styles dodging a water balloon in a water balloon fight we were inadvertently roped into as we were throwing caution tape to the wind to symbolize the way we both threw caution to the wind when we decided to start our relationship. Because he’s obsessed with me.
This is Harry Styles sharing a cup of noodles with me at one of his concerts. He made a deal with his tour manager that allows me to watch all of his shows from the middle of the stage. Because he’s obsessed with me.
This is Harry Styles brushing his teeth. He used to brush his teeth while staring in the mirror but then he figured out a way for him to have fresh breath and good dental hygiene without spending time away from me. Now he just gazes into my eyes and sees his reflection there (or in this case, in the lens of the camera I’m holding). Because he’s obsessed with me.
This is Harry Styles right before one of his concerts. He wanted to cancel the concert and spend that time with me. Unfortunately, he isn’t allowed to do this so he had to be taken to the venue by force and tied up backstage until the concert started to make sure he would actually show up and perform. This happens regularly. Because he’s obsessed with me.
This is Harry Styles baking me a loaf of bread to give to me as an apology present for playing a dumb cinco de mayo prank on my parents, because I’ve been really into carbs lately. He put the bread on a plate with a note that said “you were rye and I was toastally wrong. I hope you at yeast still loaf me. I knead you in my life.” Because he’s obsessed with me.
This is Harry Styles licking another cardboard box. It used to have boxes of crackers in it but he already made those boxes into paper-mache using his saliva. He’s still building the super adorbs paper-mache statue of us. It’s going to be pretty big. As of right now, he’s just finished my half. He wanted to do mine first using the cracker boxes because he loves me and thought I deserved the colored cardboard because I make his life vibrant. Because he’s obsessed with me.
This is Harry Styles ironing his underwear. He didn’t want to risk the chance of anything, even a wrinkle in his underwear, diverting his attention from me for even a second when we were spending time together. Because he’s obsessed with me.
This is Harry Styles when we went on a bowling date together. I missed a pin (everyone makes mistakes) so he slid down the alley to knock the last one over so I would get a strike and have a perfect game. Because he’s obsessed with me.